Horrors!

I just saw the weirdest thing outside. A bald cardinal. Literally. It was red and had the same markings as a cardinal, but on it's head? No feathers. None. Zippo. It was absolutely bizarre. It looked like a little monster head peeping out of a big, thick red sweater, since the rest of it's feathers were fine. It was kind of funny that under all those red feathers, though, they have black skin.

...I'm not racist.

AAAAGH PICTURES: Here and Here